Discover the bill of rights and duties of spouses of female fans of all arts and crafts!
If you have not yet discovered thanks to the internet, so here is a statement that will please you: the declaration of rights and duties of spouses of female fans of all arts and crafts (hereinafter called the Man) .
Article One: All Men live with equal rights and duties!
Article 2: Everyone has the duty not to moan all the tinkering by Ms. lying around the house.
Article 3: Everyone has the duty not to grumble when Madame has decided not to discard: skewers, buttons, baskets, ribbons, cardboard boxes, wood, fabric .... (Non-exhaustive list!)
Article 4: Everyone has the duty (and obligation!) Not to affect the business of Mrs. (no you will not touch the item recovered by Mrs crate to turn your barbecue ! no you will not touch point satin cord to tie your tomato plants! you have not yet does not touch the cardboard boxes for storing your nails and screws your !!!!)
Article 5: Everyone has the duty to lend all his tools (hammer, nails, screws, clips, .... ) Madame! Ms. reserving the right to requisition any equipment likely to come under his creative hobbies. However it does not benefit from the obligation to return it!
Article 6: Everyone has the duty to marvel at least twenty minutes before each of Madame. Criticism is not part of its remit, it is the duty of praise and congratulations!
Article 7: In no way, man shall refuse to be dragged through the DIY stores and / or arts and crafts on Saturday afternoon. It is strongly recommended that comes on its own initiative.
Article 8: Everyone has the duty to stand up to 6 hours, or 5:30 am on Sunday morning to accompany Madame and all its cargo (which he has previously done the night before or earlier the morning if desired), in its markets of handicrafts, creative and / or Christmas.
Article 9: Everyone has the duty not to stand against all expenses with near or distant relative with creative recreation because they do not in any case part of the monthly family budget.
Article 10: The Man does not hold in any intellectual property of their ideas as they can at any time be assigned to Mrs. (wooden flower pots .... non-exhaustive list)
Article 11: The priority being creative recreation, calendar of Man is not even a factor. He will make himself available, whatever happens, even without warning.
Article 12: The Man will have to find employment outside the home when Mrs. receives her girlfriends creative leisure. However it can be tolerated if they offer these ladies cafes and / or refreshments.
namely the declaration was launched in May 2009 by this blog following the declaration of the rights of property (at) creative recreation this blog.
If you have not yet discovered thanks to the internet, so here is a statement that will please you: the declaration of rights and duties of spouses of female fans of all arts and crafts (hereinafter called the Man) .
Article One: All Men live with equal rights and duties!
Article 2: Everyone has the duty not to moan all the tinkering by Ms. lying around the house.
Article 3: Everyone has the duty not to grumble when Madame has decided not to discard: skewers, buttons, baskets, ribbons, cardboard boxes, wood, fabric .... (Non-exhaustive list!)
Article 4: Everyone has the duty (and obligation!) Not to affect the business of Mrs. (no you will not touch the item recovered by Mrs crate to turn your barbecue ! no you will not touch point satin cord to tie your tomato plants! you have not yet does not touch the cardboard boxes for storing your nails and screws your !!!!)
Article 5: Everyone has the duty to lend all his tools (hammer, nails, screws, clips, .... ) Madame! Ms. reserving the right to requisition any equipment likely to come under his creative hobbies. However it does not benefit from the obligation to return it!
Article 6: Everyone has the duty to marvel at least twenty minutes before each of Madame. Criticism is not part of its remit, it is the duty of praise and congratulations!
Article 7: In no way, man shall refuse to be dragged through the DIY stores and / or arts and crafts on Saturday afternoon. It is strongly recommended that comes on its own initiative.
Article 8: Everyone has the duty to stand up to 6 hours, or 5:30 am on Sunday morning to accompany Madame and all its cargo (which he has previously done the night before or earlier the morning if desired), in its markets of handicrafts, creative and / or Christmas.
Article 9: Everyone has the duty not to stand against all expenses with near or distant relative with creative recreation because they do not in any case part of the monthly family budget.
Article 10: The Man does not hold in any intellectual property of their ideas as they can at any time be assigned to Mrs. (wooden flower pots .... non-exhaustive list)
Article 11: The priority being creative recreation, calendar of Man is not even a factor. He will make himself available, whatever happens, even without warning.
Article 12: The Man will have to find employment outside the home when Mrs. receives her girlfriends creative leisure. However it can be tolerated if they offer these ladies cafes and / or refreshments.
namely the declaration was launched in May 2009 by this blog following the declaration of the rights of property (at) creative recreation this blog.
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